May 2013
nostalgiaultra:
Great things to say during intercourse:
Yes, this is agreeable
Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
What a surprising twist!
Aren’t human beings remarkable?
Splendid.
“Do not look for a sanctuary in anyone except your self.”
– Siddhārtha Gautama
barricadeponine:
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
oh shit oh shit oh shit I have a job interview with Trader Joe’s on Thursday
I’m so happy you don’t even understand
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
“Every star may be a sun to someone.”
– Carl Sagan (via setbabiesonfire)
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
I look like a grimey little hoodlum right now
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